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Me giving the absolute worst dating advise to my nerdy friend

  • Friend:

    IT IS VERY HARD TO FIND A DUDE THAT IS NOT 15 WHO TAKES POKEMON SERIOUSLY XD actually. more like 12. BUT STILL

  • Me:

    JUST LOOK FOR ATTRACTIVE MIDDLE SCHOOLERS. NO JUDGEMENT ZONE. JUST DONT GET ARRESTED

  • Friend:

    UGH I JUST WANT TO BATTLE HIM. AND POSSIBLY OTHER THINGS. XD

  • Me:

    I'm think your Umbreon cosplay may get more use than you thought. If you know what I'm sayin

  • Friend:

    he wanted me to finish my may cosplay and take pics too xD

  • which makes me feel like he may be feeling the same way xD most guys don't ask for more pics of girls unless they're interested xD

  • right? XD

  • Me:

    Or he just REALLY likes pokemon XD

  • Friend:

    he was like, YOU CAN JOIN MY POKEMON TEAM! xD

  • Me:

    I think there is an inappropriate pokeball joke waiting to be made... something about how he would like to put you in his pokeballs. but idk how that would work.

  • Friend:

    I LOVE THIS GUY XD

  • I FRIGGIN LOVE THIS GUY

  • LIKE CAN HE PLEASE MARRY ME

  • PLEASE

  • JUST SAY I CHOOSE YOU

  • Me:

    THERE IS MORE TO RELATIONSHIPS THAN POKEMON. HE HAS TO BE ATTRACTIVE AND GOOD AT SEX TOO. JESUS, JUST CUZ YOU LIKE SOMEONE PERSONALITY IS NO REASON TO MARRY THEM. HOW IMMATURE OF YOU.

  • Me:

    you should run a way with him and become traveling hobos who put chipmunks and rats into little balls

  • Friend:

    dude. is it pathetic that my heart is throbbing? xD

  • Me:

    ahaha little. but I mean, pokemon are pretty erotic

  • Friend:

    NOT LIKE THAT. he's like, my pokemon soul mate...omg

  • Me:

    oh good lol, thought maybe heart was a typo or a euphemism

  • ya'know. your "heart"

  • the one in your pants

  • Friend:

    How does this happen.=?

  • Me:

    well, you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

  • Its kinnda like

  • 8==D

  • +

  • Friend:

    XD SHANNON!

  • Me:

    wait u is messing up the equation!

  • you need picture to udnerstand!

  • 8===D~

  • +

  • (oYo) and

  • wait

  • I don't know how to draw a vagina...

  • ummm

  • ((O))

  • Sure

  • =

  • (o_o) <babby thing

  • DO U UNDERSTAND?!?!?

  • Friend:

    he said he's gonna talk to me tomorrow

  • I don't have his number...yet

  • Me:

    you wanna stake out his house tonight?

  • Me:

    Lol that what I mean. Just smile and nod when you lose the abillity to talk XD

  • Friend:

    xD hopefully he can talk a bit too lol

  • Me:

    no. you will both just sit there staring into each others souls.

  • and then he will lean in and whisper in your ear "I really fucking love pokemon."

  • Still a better love story than twilight

Cuddling Under the Stars

Okay. So maybe it’s just me, I don’t know, but this has been something I’ve wished for since….well, forever. And when I met my boyfriend, and figured out how much of a romantic he is (he’s about 50/50), I was like, OMGHSHFHFJGGIGPSPAJRBFB!!! Well, we’re still together, after 1 year and almost 8 months. And we never cuddled under the stars…until just the other night.

And it was weird (in a good way). It was a bit unexpected. His friends were over, and when they left, we were outside, and we cuddled… just on the grass. With all of the icky bugs and such. But I didn’t care. It was cozy, being all curled up with him. And we saw a shooting star…

I know. Perfect, right? Well, besides the bugs trying to tackle my face every now and then. But that’s how things go for us. Our first kiss? It started to rain. First time we had icecream together? Favorite Beatles song played. Our first “I love you”? Totally by accident. We could be cranky and sassy with each other sometimes, but then these little things happen and it’s like, how the heck was I mad at you? I dunno. It’s weird.

Oh, and we’re decorating OUR room… yeah. Kinda big there. It needs a LOT of work but… I’m the unofficial interior designer and I think it’s gonna look awesome. He agrees too. :3 

It’s just so weird… I’m so scared of it being the “last” summer, I just want to do everything… but, at least cuddling under the stars is off my bucket list :3

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